Bring it On, Batman...
When The Men in Blue Respond, They'll Be On My Side.
(Hint - I Sponsor Your Parole Officer)
Seriously, I can use a good beating. Or not...so, I guess the question I gotta ask you is: are you feeling lucky, batman?
Perhaps we'll just vilolate you for making 'terroristic' threats. THere are twenty witnesses, and you have in fact committed a felony. That would be - you guessed it - strike three.
Think about that the next time before you open your filthy sewer again; however, I'd be very impressed if you can actually read this at all.
Alternatively, perhaps you can ask your sponsor for help, but he'd just tell you you're a winner for not drinking today; maximum security is full of winners, as you'll recall.
Oh - by the way...typically, one does not brag about going to jail. TWICE. It's up to you, but you may want to play that one down.
(Hint - I Sponsor Your Parole Officer)
Seriously, I can use a good beating. Or not...so, I guess the question I gotta ask you is: are you feeling lucky, batman?
Perhaps we'll just vilolate you for making 'terroristic' threats. THere are twenty witnesses, and you have in fact committed a felony. That would be - you guessed it - strike three.
Think about that the next time before you open your filthy sewer again; however, I'd be very impressed if you can actually read this at all.
Alternatively, perhaps you can ask your sponsor for help, but he'd just tell you you're a winner for not drinking today; maximum security is full of winners, as you'll recall.
Oh - by the way...typically, one does not brag about going to jail. TWICE. It's up to you, but you may want to play that one down.
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COG, 1st Cl.